21 Beers of Latitude

What to pack, by year:

1. Tent, beer.

2. Tent, sleeping bag, beer.

3. Tent, sleeping bag, pillow, beer.

4. Tent, sleeping bag, pillow, change of T-shirt, beer.

5. Tent, sleeping bag, pillow, roll mat, change of T-shirt, beer.

6. Tent, sleeping bag, pillow, roll mat, Hula Hoops, Kit Kats, change of T-shirt, beer.

7. Tent, sleeping bag, pillow, roll mat, Hula Hoops, Kit Kats, toothpaste, change of T-shirt, beer.

8. Tent, sleeping bag, pillow, roll mat, Hula Hoops, Kit Kats, toothpaste, toothbrush, change of T-shirt, beer.

9. Tent, sleeping bag, pillow, roll mat, Hula Hoops, Kit Kats, toothpaste, toothbrush, towel, soap, suntan lotion, wacky sunhat, change of T-shirt, beer.

10. Tent, spare tent pegs, mallet, sleeping bag, pillow, roll mat, Hula Hoops, Kit Kats, toothpaste, toothbrush, towel, soap, suntan lotion, wacky sunhat, change of T-shirt, change of shorts, beer.

11. Tent, spare tent pegs, mallet, sleeping bag, pillow, inflatable mattress, pump, Hula Hoops, Kit Kats, toothpaste, toothbrush, towel, soap, suntan lotion, wacky sunhat, change of T-shirt, change of shorts, beer.

12. Tent, spare tent pegs, mallet, sleeping bag, pillow, inflatable mattress, pump, Hula Hoops, Kit Kats, paracetamol, berocca, massive bottle of water, toothpaste, toothbrush, towel, soap, suntan lotion, wacky sunhat, change of T-shirt, change of shorts, beer.

13. Tent, spare tent pegs, mallet, sleeping bag, pillow, inflatable mattress, pump, Hula Hoops, Kit Kats, paracetamol, diarrhoea tablets, berocca, massive bottle of water, toothpaste, toothbrush, towel, soap, suntan lotion, wacky sunhat, change of T-shirt, change of shorts, change of pants and socks, beer.

14. Tent, spare tent pegs, mallet, sleeping bag, pillow, inflatable mattress, pump, Hula Hoops, Kit Kats, tins of beans, juice boxes, plastic forks, paracetamol, diarrhoea tablets, berocca, massive bottle of water, toothpaste, toothbrush, towel, soap, suntan lotion, wacky sunhat, change of T-shirt, change of shorts, change of pants and socks, beer.

15. Bigger Tent, spare tent pegs, mallet, sleeping bag, pillow, inflatable mattress, pump, Hula Hoops, Kit Kats, tins of beans, tin opener, juice boxes, plastic forks, paracetamol, diarrhoea tablets, berocca, massive bottle of water, toothpaste, toothbrush, towel, soap, suntan lotion, sensible sunhat, torch, change of T-shirt, change of shorts, change of pants and socks, beer.

16. Tent, spare tent pegs, mallet, sleeping bag, pillow, inflatable mattress, pump, Hula Hoops, breakfast bars cuz Kit Kats keep melting, tins of beans, tin opener, juice boxes, plastic forks, paracetamol, diarrhoea tablets, berocca, massive bottle of water, toothpaste, toothbrush, towel, soap, suntan lotion, sensible sunhat, torch, change of T-shirt, change of shorts,change of pants and socks, beer.

17. Tent, spare tent pegs, mallet, sleeping bag, pillow, inflatable mattress, pump, Hula Hoops, breakfast bars cuz Kit Kats keep melting, tins of beans, tin opener, juice boxes, plastic forks, kettle, stove, tea bags, plastic mugs, paracetamol, diarrhoea tablets, berocca, massive bottle of water, toothpaste, toothbrush, towel, soap, suntan lotion, sensible sunhat, torch, change of T-shirt, change of shorts, change of pants and socks, beer.

18. Tent, spare tent pegs, mallet, sleeping bag, pillow, inflatable mattress, electric pump, Hula Hoops, breakfast bars cuz Kit Kats keep melting, bananas, tins of beans, tin opener, juice boxes, plastic forks, kettle, stove, tea bags, plastic mugs, paracetamol, diarrhoea tablets, berocca, massive bottle of water, toothpaste, toothbrush, towel, soap, suntan lotion, sensible sunhat, torch, change of T-shirt, change of shorts, change of pants and socks, beer.

19. Tent, spare tent pegs, mallet, sleeping bag, pillow, inflatable mattress, electric pump, Hula Hoops, breakfast bars cuz Kit Kats keep melting, bananas to be eaten on the first day cuz they keep going off, tins of beans, tin opener, juice boxes, plastic forks, kettle, stove, tea bags, plastic mugs, paracetamol, diarrhoea tablets, berocca, massive bottle of water, Pimms, lemonade, fruit for Pimms, plastic glasses (as if that weren’t an oxymoron), toothpaste, toothbrush, towel, soap, suntan lotion, sensible sunhat, torch, change of T-shirt, change of shorts, change of pants and socks, camping chairs, earplugs in case you end up camping next to some theatre types who sing show tunes all night, beer.

20. Tent, spare tent pegs, mallet, sleeping bag, pillow, inflatable mattress, electric pump, Hula Hoops, breakfast bars cuz Kit Kats keep melting, bananas to be eaten on the first day cuz they keep going off, tins of beans, tin opener, juice boxes, plastic forks, kettle, stove, tea bags, plastic mugs, paracetamol, diarrhoea tablets, berocca, massive bottle of water, Pimms, lemonade, fruit for Pimms, plastic glasses (as if that weren’t an oxymoron), toothpaste, toothbrush, towel, soap, suntan lotion, sensible sunhat, torch, change of T-shirt, change of shorts, change of pants and socks, camping chairs, radio to listen to Test Match Special, Magicool (have you tried that shit? it’s awesome), earplugs in case you end up camping next to some theatre types who sing show tunes all night, beer.

21. Campervan.

 

 

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